Lucky:
Hi there, I’m Lucky!  Not just in cards and love, but that’s my name!  Heh heh.  Anyway, welcome to my show, Lucky’s Stars… where each week I’ll tell you what the stars have in store for your pet!  Now you’re probably thinking… gee this guy doesn’t sound much like an astrologer… or even a dog for that matter! Heh heh..

Well, my four legs and tail are proof enough of that!  I live most of my days under the clear night skies in Montana.  Man, you can see so many stars in the sky at night; it’s like a whole store of diamond collars.  So… I decided to study the stars and constellations and find out what it all means in the grand scheme of things!  I especially like Sirius, the dog star!  Yeah, it’s right next to the fire hydrant constellation!  Heh heh!  That was just a little joke!